Making his Way to Help Out the Universe.

It was in the middle of the night, with the moon full and bright. It was a quiet cold night, and then there could be sometihng, a flying figure seen soaring across the sky. This man usually comes once a year, and that's around Christmas time. His name was Klaus. Mr. Santa Kluas. A couple of second later, he and his reindeer's landed in front of the mall. There was a scowl upon his face.

"Damn the gods for making me do this shit. It bad enough I got to deal with snot-nosed rugrats, and know, my reindeer's going to get fucking sick. Fucking great."

Mr.Klaus pulled out three 4-ton bags fulls of magic,toys, and whatever else these people would want. He was gonig to be a prisoner of Mylania for a month so people better start taking advantage of him...

Mr.Klaus was now done setting up for the arrival for all the people that was going to come and ask him of whatever the hell it was gonna be. You never knew with these damn kids. Some wanted family portraits. Others just wanted gifts. There were even people who wanted to fight for a damn Chistmas gift.

"Hey! Rudolph! It's time. pen up the door and let anyone through, no matter who the fuck they are! All are fucking welcome!"


~Proceeding to open the doors~

"Security!"


*Yes?*

Mr.Klaus looked at his head chief security of "Santa's Little Helper"

"Gather the troops! We may have a big large of people coming in. Make sure everything runs as smoothly as possible!"

*Yes sir*

And on that note, the elf dissappeared in the darkness, but was stil around. Santa was now ready to hand out the gifts for Christmas

Belive it or not, Vessel was standing outside the mall waiting for Santa to open the door. As soon at it cracked opened, Vessel ran straight in and found Santa Claus in the middle. He stop up short. He never knew Santa was so.....swoll..

"Santa! Long time no see. Well let get straight to the point. I got a whole list of presents I want for me and my freinds. Let me see, where is it....."

Vessel reached inside his pockets and found what he was looking for

"Here it is! Ok so I want
12 box of the best white chocolate macdendamin nut cookies for me
a years worth of babies supplies and a spa thingy for Mary
Glitch Mob cd's for Yuki
an Antique rifle for Ally(Alistar), since he's into things that go boom
a duruble punching bag and dummy for Slade Hygua. He overtrains a lot!
for Ravvy....damn he's a hard one..OH! A7X cd's for him
Alkel..the rarest flower along with a butterfly
Ryo Casino(Kyo Kusangani).crap, I just made freinds with him....umm..oh! A glass hour turney thingy
Verno(Voodoo)uumm.. I don't know...something he don't have
Dammy....I thinks he's into reading. So give him the orginal copy of Arbaic Nights
Zack(Zeke)Biuld him a house so he can settle down
Abby(Abbadon).....a set of chess
and Neckron(Necross)A book on how to be nicer to people
That it"

*Somewhere in the heaven's a ghost of Kyo Kusanagi would stab himself to death.*

"DAMMIT! THE ONE TIMELINE WHERE VESS DOESN'T WISH FOR KYO TO HAVE UNHEALTHY SMEX WITH COUNTLESS WOMAN WITH NO CONSEQUENCES!!"

((Lmao. What the hell ^.^))

((a really bad joke. don't worry about it.))

As this Anbu kid asked for all this crap, he couldn't help but think that think small little must stil be innocent and think of the world as fucking roses, sunshine and daisies. Too bad, Mr.Klaus wasn't allow to bust his bubble. As Vessel asked for his long ass Christmas list, each item kept appearing in a bag. Once he was FINALLY finished, he tossed the bag toward Vessel.

"Here. Everything you asked for. Don't come back again. And tell your other "freinds" Santa's in town. And I'm only here for about three more weeks. Now scram!"

Mr. Klaus went towards the back of the mall and found a chair to seat in. By the gods, it was so fucking boring. Wasn'st people supposed to be greedy around this time....?

Zeyvel sighed as he was forced to come here by Thaiba and Selvenia. They were like kids because of this "santa" guy.

When they saw him, Thaiba yelled "It's santa! It's really him!" Then she pulled out a list. " Ok I want five outfits each for me and my sister including sexy underwear for both of us. And I want some clothes for Zeyvel."

Then Selvenia walked up and asked "Santa, can I get another pair of headphones? Then she nudged Zeyvel.

He quietly said "Just give me an iron sword."

Mr. Klaus sat up from his chair as he noticed three new people walk through the door. About fucking time. He was tired of sitting still. Though he still didn't like his "job"

"Yea, yea, I'm the jolly bastard whose suppose to bring joy to all within my prescene. Greedy bastards. And aren't you suppose to be on naughty list boy. Pimping this two girls?"

As the three stated there wish list, it appeared in a sack that was wrapped up in Christmas decorations. When the bag was filling up, he tossed the sack toward Zeyvel.

"Merry Christmas"

HE took out a flash and drunk a gulp of it, random thoughts of those girl being on his "naughty list"

just as Mr. Klaus finished giving his next set of gifts, Jak jumped down, shaking the ground and landing between them.

"I have finally arrived! And you are as haughty as ever, I see oh bearded one!"

Jak Frost struck a pose, having one hand up and his other hand pressed against his side, not realizing that it looked almost exactly like the salute for the Nazi's.

"My honor will be avenged today!"

Somehow tears streamed down from the eye holes of his armor. By now, he would have noticed if he was being ignored or not.

Kyo would run in top speed because he heard of some guy named Santa, he just had to see him because it seemed to trigger a few childhood memories and the childlike side of him Then he would see some random ass try hard in armor standing there and Some wimpy looking pimp, Just how the hell did that damn wimp get those two girls O_o Well back to Santa

"OMFG SANTAAA, Lets see, i want a Shotgun, Some Materia, Gauntlets for my Hands and Feet, A Phone ANDDDDD Lets see how about those two girls that wimpy guy is with?"

After Kyo Zeke went to santa with a few things wrote down. "Santa I just,want to give a few things out. First can Ucello get anew pair of glasses and some clothes. Next I want to give Chieko some more clothes and a necklace." He asked with a grin.

((Soory for taking so long. I gave the pw away in case I couyldn't be on, but appearenlty that person forgot.))

Mr. Klaus forged up all the gifts these boys and girls wanted, and then that stupid-ass snowman showed up, Jack Frost. Mr. Klaus sighed. He threw the gifts to the approtaite people then spoke to Frost.

"What the fuck do you want? Time and time again, I told you, I got this job by mistake. Now get the fuck out of here, before I kick your frosty ass!"

After getting the things he asked for, excluding the girls which he would just walk over and get in about 5 minutes, Kyo would put it in a sack on his back then walk over to the two girls push the wimp out of the way then as a favor to Santa He would put on his gauntlets and shoot about 3 or 4 blasts of fire and lightning at the Tryhard fake ass Santa

"FUCKING TRYHARD!!!"

Kyo would yell that as he hoped the tryhard would get singed and probably Leave

Jak was miffed at the rudeness of everyone around!

"WHAT!! Where is the Christmas spirit? The cheer? You all are naughty, yet this...this poser gives away presents! That's it!"

Frost pulled out his freakishly large ice sword, his cape flowing in the wind.

"I'll make you pay!"

He dashed towards Mr. Klaus just as Kyo attacked him. Somehow, the wind blew his cape in front of him and he tripped forward, avoiding the attacks and rolling right past everyone out of the mall.

...

A few seconds later and he was back.

"I meant to do that. Now, prepare yourself!!!"

He jumped up, aiming to bring down the large weapon on the fake one's head.

Getting tired of that overly hyped frosty Tryhard Kyo would run up with his new gauntlets and shotgun first punching twice in the face with chakra filled punches then shoot at him constantly with non lethal bullets

"JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO DIE ALREADY. Nobody likes you...... or wants you."

Mr. Klaus smiled at the frosty bitch. He laughed at his foolishness too. Of course Santino didn't like his job, but the perks was awesome. Everyone loved Santa, so they're willing to him out.

"Can't say I didn't warn you.."

Mr. Klaus out his bow and arrow made of of candy cane. He pulled back on the string, took a aim and fired the arrow straight towards Frsoty. Hopefully Kyo didn't get in the way though..

When Kyo's attacks hit Jak, it turned out ot be a mere ice clone that would freeze his fist as soon as he touched them and drop him to floor with 1 ton ice blocks. Since they were magic infused, they would just continue to encase his hands everytime he tried to break them. This would also make Santa's arrow miss. Frost was right above Santa.

"Deck the halls with this bitch!"

Jak swung the giant ice sword and made ice presents fall towards Santa. They were cold and cheerless, which would probably be another reason Jak couldn't be Santa. BUT WHO CARED!

Kyo would simply melt off all the ice and put his gauntlets and body at max heat to prevent it again then start infusing flame chakra in his shotgun

"HEY FROSTY BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT ALSO CONDUCTS ALONG WITH WATER?" kyo would yell that as he made electricity go through all the ice and metal on him then give Santa's arrow a little jet propulsion to make it hit the real Frost

*Kyo appeared instantly, catching the arrow and slinging it out the nearest window and then stopped Jak's blade with one hand covered in fire. The completely demonic look on the Koutokage's face would be enough to send shivers down even Jonin's back.s*

"THIS IS MY GOT DAMN MALL!"

*Kyo broke the ice blade in half, pushed Jak's wrist to the side, drew his leg back, and delivered the most destructive flaming soccer kick the world would ever see. Jak would be sent blasting out of the roof of the mall, into the night sky where he would become a star.*

*Almost instantly, Kyo would turn to Santa.*

"December's over. Get the hell out!"

*Then he would vanish the same way he entered.*