For no reason at all, Let's Go Shadow!

*Kyo stood....in some weird alternate dimension that had absolutely nothing to do with Mylania and had dragged shadow along with him. They were standing in the middle of a giant grass field with the moon sitting right behind them, oddly big and....close.*

"Alright Shadow, i'm breaking the fourth wall and reality just so you and me can have an all out, no holds bar fight! And since technically this doesn't even exist, I'm going to call Killer Bee as our referee."

Bee: YEEEEEAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOIIIIII!!

Shadow would stand infront of Kyo with a smile on his face.

"...cool beans! Let's go!"

Shadow would wait for Kyo to make the first move.

*Kyo nodded with a nostalgic smile on his face. It had been a while since he had gotten some real exorcise.*

"Fine, we'll start with something small and relatively weak."

*Kyo made flash fire appear, however, it began to expand and make sounds like a transformer transforming until it turned into a 50 ton ballistic missile launcher/lazer cannon (Which it can really turn into! Ha, take that technology). Kyo held the huge weapon with one arm as if it were the lightest thing in the world. Then he pulled the trigger, letting loose a barrage of 13 heat seeking flame missiles of crystallized flame (read flash fires abilities) and a single giant beam of pure thermal heat at Shadow. None of it was using Kyo's Chrono Ignition so they weren't inextinguishable. Just very dangerous....and hot....and painful.....

Bee: And my nigga Kyo kicks shit off with a blazing hot ass attack, almost as hot as Tsunade-sama's big as chest! Shit will make ya have a heart attack yo!

Shadow would gawk in amazement. Who knew fire could transform into a canon!? Dodging the large beam easily, Shadow would smile as the crystalized flame was still headed twards him. Dodging 9 of the 13 of the flame crystals, Shadow would still be flying around in small bursts of hops. As the projectiles flew ever closer, Shadow had to think fast. Stoping dead in his tracks, Shadow would stomp the ground ((lol like in thoes dance movies lololol)) and a wall of three foor stone would arise from the earth. With the wall placed, Shadow had just enough time to throw down some handsigns and disapear from behind the wall...to 10 feet directily above Kyo. Droping like a rock, Shadow would come down with a kunai in hand. Aiming to cut Kyo, Shadow would only cut skin, not cut deep.

"..."

Bee: DAAAMMMN! Look at that yo! Shadow on a roll, dodging missiles and shit! A true OG, my nigga! (Is it me or is he out of character?) Countering with a wall and I can't say what else, but this man be beasting!

(...referee does not equal commentator btw.)

*Kyo's smile never left his face as he could easily feel Shadow above him. Simply turn about an inch, Shadow's kunai would connect with the giant cannon Kyo still held. As soon as it would, spikes would pop up from its surface to cut Shadow about his arms, legs, torso, and face. Nothing serious at all, only flesh wounds, however, due to flash fire's ability, Shadow would not be able to heal them and the wounds would burn for the remainder of this battle regardless of what he did.*

*Once the attack was performed Kyo would open another hole on flash fire, right below Shadow if he had jumped away or backed off from Kyo. Kyo's friendly smile would soon turn dark as the sounds of hundreds of mortar shells being loosed into the air sounded.*

"This is a lesson Shadow. Show me you have what it takes to pass. What is the best way to deal with an aerial attack that covers a large radius?"